Fitness Frenzy: Cycle Karaoke
Writing this blog instead of exercising (no, I swear, I’m going to the gym in an hour to ZUMBA my little heart out) has given me an insight into the craziness that exists to get people in shape. No, I am NOT talking about DRAG QUEEN WORKOUT SCENE (be still, my heart), which I am still searching aimlessly for a class offering in West Virginia (a girl can dream, can’t she?), but another kind of fabulous but confusing class: CYCLE KARAOKE!
Essentially, this class combines pedaling on an exercise bike and singing even more terribly than you would if you weren’t on an exercise bike and I LIKE IT! Check plus from me. Seriously though, I used to be really into cycling until I a) fell off the bike once (reeeally hurts, take my word for it) and b) started having chest palpitations. So, I had to stop for a while. But, if there were a KARAOKE MACHINE involved, I would so get back up on that bike. Offered only at Crunch Fitness (omigod, wait, there’s a CRUNCH in DC…WHY DID I MOVE TO THE WILDERNESS), this class allows you also to “give your vocal chords a workout”! Kill 2 birds with one stone…or something. Seriously, though, who has the energy or stamina to sing karaoke AND cycle at the same time? I would like to meet this person. Call me if you’re him/her, and I’ll buy you a drink before you hit the microphone.
(Image courtesy of CarrotsNCake, super fabu blog)