Humor and Inspiration: HangryHippo and Absurd Search Terms
The other day I was explaining to dear friend of mine and #1 commenter on this blog SexyCurmugeon about how WordPress tracks the “Search Terms” that lead folks to your blog. We were having a lovely chat with a fellow blogger, DistrictofColumbaloney, and began to discuss how absurd and hilarious some of these terms that bring readers to us are. So, I’ve decided to post some of my absolute favorites for your personal enjoyment. And if you’ve come to this site for any of these terms, I invite you to please stay. Because I appreciate all that you’re searching for, even if it confuses me a teensy bit.
This could be you, dear readers!
fat as** in ultra high heels
hippo says f*** you
jennifer lawrence breast
i look like a man without makeup
people with thumbs up
i want a famous face
bear on treadmill
forgive me quotes
begging puppy face
blue people of kentucky
promise day quotes
i need some inspiration
you will survive
does tyra banks still have a talk show
buddhist offering holy water bowl
hippo on a exercise bike
молочный коктейль
why do kelly osbourne and christina aguilera hate each other
ryan reynolds ugly
fat joe naked
male 6’2″ 238 lbs
barbie with vagina
here’s to us here’s to ordering a salad picture
megabus man
yogurt hippo
jessica simpson the hippo
i need inspiration quotes to complete my work
And there you have it! From a hippo with a foul mouth to a Russian milkshake (thanks google translate…), HangryHippo has inspired some truly wonderful searches on the wasteland that is the internets.
I will leave you with this youtube video that I found by googling “internet is crazy” called “Viral Video Film School: Best of Crazy Online Communities” where the #1 youtube commenter says
“Hippo giving birth to a motorcycle”
probably the only place you’ll ever hear that sentence…
thereby giving HangryHippo a personal goal to use that sentence so it will become a future search term. Oh, I just did. Booya.
(Image courtesy of Zazzle)
I’m so glad you’ve finally shed some light on why this blog so speaks to me, hangry. I was never exactly sure why I was drawn to your blog, but now I know: after all, bears on treadmills, the megabus man, barbie with a vagina, and молочный коктейль pretty much sums up my life. Glad I have some company!