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Humor: You Taste Like Soup

August 3, 2012

I have decided to take a break from the usual weighty matters discussed here to cover a very important topic: Soup.

(WARNING: This post discusses vulgar subjects. If you do not approve, do not scroll beyond this delectable photo of soups. This is probably one of the more repulsive posts I will ever conceive of…and that’s saying a lot.)

You Taste Like Soup

Here I will transcribe an incredible conversation that a dear friend of mine recently overheard in a bar, and then I would like y’all to weigh in with your opinion.

Setting: A divey bar in Albuquerque, New Mexico at 8pm on a Wednesday

Characters: A Male and a Female, dating or in a relationship or at the very least having sexual encounters with one another

Male: Baby, I need to tell you something. And it’s gonna hurt your feelings.
Female: (giggles)
Male: I do not like going down on you. You don’t taste good. I don’t like going down on you.  Except for like two times that were ok, you just don’t taste good.
Female: (giggles)
Male: But it’s not your fault.  I think it’s your diet.  Like, remember that day you ate soup?  Well, baby, you tasted like soup. You taste like soup!
female: (giggles)
End Scene.

Fabulous conversation to say the least. The fact that he prefaced this all with “it’s going to hurt your feelings” and then ended with the mantra “You taste like soup!”…pure genius. But it has left all of us wondering: what kind of soup do you think he was talking about? (Also, does diet really affect the way you taste, erm, down there?)

It is time for a vote!
Poll: What type of soup would one most likely taste like?
-Clam Chowder (too easy…)
-Chicken Noodle (ew)
-Tomato Bisque (creamy?)
-Other (your choice!)
Please vote in the comments section below and help us determine the answer to this incredibly important question.

(Image courtesy of The Fat Loss Authority–interesting blog with weightloss tips)

3 Comments leave one →
  1. August 5, 2012 11:19 am

    I don’t know if it affects a woman’s flavor. But diet is definitely reflected in a man’s…output. That thing about eating pineapple? True.

  2. August 5, 2012 11:20 am

    PS I am more disturbed that he chose a public place as the setting in which to discuss this than I am the topic itself. I think it’s to the guy’s credit that he is speaking honestly about a sensitive (no pun intended) subject rather than just quitting going down on her.

  3. August 8, 2012 12:00 pm

    The photo of that soups are amazing.

    when it comes to that kind of soups certainly I will forget my diet

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