Humor: You Taste Like Soup
I have decided to take a break from the usual weighty matters discussed here to cover a very important topic: Soup.
(WARNING: This post discusses vulgar subjects. If you do not approve, do not scroll beyond this delectable photo of soups. This is probably one of the more repulsive posts I will ever conceive of…and that’s saying a lot.)
Here I will transcribe an incredible conversation that a dear friend of mine recently overheard in a bar, and then I would like y’all to weigh in with your opinion.
Setting: A divey bar in Albuquerque, New Mexico at 8pm on a Wednesday
Characters: A Male and a Female, dating or in a relationship or at the very least having sexual encounters with one another
Fabulous conversation to say the least. The fact that he prefaced this all with “it’s going to hurt your feelings” and then ended with the mantra “You taste like soup!”…pure genius. But it has left all of us wondering: what kind of soup do you think he was talking about? (Also, does diet really affect the way you taste, erm, down there?)
It is time for a vote!
Poll: What type of soup would one most likely taste like?
-Clam Chowder (too easy…)
-Chicken Noodle (ew)
-Tomato Bisque (creamy?)
-Other (your choice!)
Please vote in the comments section below and help us determine the answer to this incredibly important question.
(Image courtesy of The Fat Loss Authority–interesting blog with weightloss tips)